what to give mother for christmas

So I was browsing through different links and pages of the perfect gift to give to my mother. My mother is certainly not the same as the typical mothers who live in the conventional worlds of designer jewels and bags. She certainly cannot collect any more music boxes because she won't be able to hear any of the music; so that means if I ever make mix CDS, she can only look at the covers and hang them, but not hear what I actually put on any of them. I can't give her jewelry, because even though her name is not Jane, she still prefers to keep her style plain-sweater, dark-colored-crew-neck, and solid-shirt simple. I cannot give her chocolate or tea because she will just save the chocolate for us, leave the tea for display, and have sleep problems after drinking one sip. So I know exactly what to give my mother for Christmas.. to be continued.