confession: the thing i fear most and get most paranoid from each night is a nighttime break-in robbery. that is why i set alarm alerts that go off each time a door or window opens when i am outside or inside the house. i lock everything, so i am in a safe haven. if an evil robber ever thought about coming in through the alarms, i imagine setting up one of those big fish nets ahead of time and dropping it down from our old chandelier, letting it fall on top of him/her, and then dropping another jail bar box on top of the net to finish the trap. don't try me.